Another PRG Mistery was solved. Our dear Luciana, who was lost in Brazilian rain forest suffered a very strange mutation after being bite by a Caaraguazu-Pite, a feline similar than the Leopard. Lu became Catwomen and by night she is stand on the PRG Opera House roofs yeling and calling Batman.
Miaaaaaaaaaaaaau!
ReplyDeleteSchlept, schlept.
In my english meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteCan we be friends? I don't scratch.
much. mary Imp
Holy Crap Batman!!! it's Catwoman.
ReplyDeleteHey Mary! In fact, we already are... by the way, a smooth scratch do not hurt.
ReplyDeleteBloody hell, Keebeler! Have you ever tried nails instead this, this, this adorable girls??
Hey Keebler I think you have met your match with our friend catwoman.
ReplyDeletewatch her nails.
Buenas Dias Senorita mi nuevo amiga
Yo tengo poco poco espanol. I saw that yr blog is spanish So my poor brain couldnt read it without a dictionary Mary
Bad news for you Mary: you will need to improve your Portuguese if you want to impress my friend Cat...I mean Lu.
ReplyDeleteI thought I was having a harder time reading the blog do you speak portuguese too? The year I went to Spain I almost went to Lisbon so thats what I would have learned some of. considering that last sentence I should focus on English Peace IMP
ReplyDeleteDear Mary, I speak portuguese because it is my native language. I'm from Brasil.
ReplyDeleteI understand your message and it was vety kind of you try to read my blogs.
I read spanish better tha I speak, but I'm very cool about this, because in this crazy and adorable country, Garzedonia Republic, we can speak any language: at the end, we are going to comunicate to each other.
Hey Batman, I just have this insight: Garzedonia is the secret name of Babel?
Shhhh! Nobody knows that I'm Batman!!!. And Garzedonia is a Mental Health Spa
ReplyDeleteHey Prime Minister aka B.M. I think after your last comment EVERYONE knows who batman is meow
ReplyDeleteYes, I could not stand any more to have two personalities. My therapist told me that it would be good for me to assume and made public my situation. Besides this I need both Batman and PM salaries to pay my bills. Batman also have dental care, life insurance and a good retirement plan....
ReplyDeleteso are you going to change personalities regularly? will you live in the batcave? or the Ministry? How will we know which one you are when we talk to you? Does catwoman stop her howling on top of the ministry? We your subjects are confused and curious. We will have to print more pinks to pay two saleries. oh me oh my IMP
ReplyDeleteGood thing to be both is that when PM needs a superhero I call myself and I answer my own request but don't worry, basically I'm PM (in the morning I'm AM, if you know what I mean)
ReplyDeleteLuciana.. let me introduce myself, I'm ZZTOM, Minister of Tomfoolery, not to be confused with "The Joker", enemy of you and Batman. I have a benevolent nature, I'm usually off in the background somewhere to intervene if the citizens get too serious. As you can see, they rarely need inspiration from me. Feel free to find me and visit, I'll do my best to make you purr.
ReplyDeletewatch out for zz catwoman He is up for tomfoolery purr MEOW
ReplyDeleteIMP, I would sue you for slander but the jury knows me too well. Hahahaha. But I think catwoman could already figure out I like to play.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like Gotham city is in PRG...Don't worry ZZT our lawyers are the best bribed...I mean paid from PRG.
ReplyDeleteAll this because I warned her ?
ReplyDeleteI bet she knows all about THAT Maybe I am just jealous of her cat suit bye IMP
We can get a suit on gold or silver-plate for MoA
ReplyDeleteWait everybody! Meooooooowwwwwww.
ReplyDeleteNice to meet you (schlept), ZZTom. I'm a nice girl, too. Sometime my nails can hurt, but I promise, I'll take care. Tomorrow is the coiffeur day. However, I have a little problem, I have too many identities and personalities. Easy! I can garantee all of them are very kind (schlept). Our president can justify it.
Dear Mary, thanks for the warning. My eyes are very opened now. (hahaha). Don't mind about clothes, I have many, so I can lend them to you. I bet it will suit you perfectly.
Batman, can i have a lawyer too?
Kisses folks
our president? do you mean prime minister? maybe you do need a lawyer. I just knew you did not need any warnings. Do I have to share my models and lifeguards Too? meowww
ReplyDeleteI am through with some of them
So Lu-Valentina-Catwoman what happened with the last lawyer I've sent to you?. Look dear I'm PM but I cant be taking out lawyers from my hat, specially since Mary asked to leave the hat on for THAT.
ReplyDeleteI am glad to see that we have all learned to leave our hats on.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone seen my Hat??
ReplyDeleteI've looked under the mat.
It has disappeared - along with my 'Robe'
Has the cat borrowed my hat??
Or hidden it somewhere - not under the mat?
I would like to have my hat, it is essential for 'that'!!
No Hat - no that!!
Not that it matters - I'll just go to the hatters - and buy a new one!
MoN
Has anyone seen my Pinks - this losing things really stinks!!
ReplyDeleteNo pinks - no hat - no cream for the cat.
And that is that!!
MoN
dear MON
ReplyDeleteI found your hat!
Think of that.
Saw it on a bat.
He was talking to a cat.
I questioned him at once!
Before he could pounce.
Give it back!!
I'll return the hat.
MOA
I found a wallet at MoN's beach. There was a driver license and 2000 pinks...please came to the lost and found desk on Mondays from 4:00 AM to 4:04 AM.
ReplyDeleteI found a wallet at MoN's beach. There was a driver license and 2000 pinks...please came to the lost and found desk on Mondays from 4:00 AM to 4:04 AM.
ReplyDeleteThank you Mr Prime Minister.
ReplyDeleteI didn't realise I had lost my wallet too!!
I have been very absent minded of late.
Now where was I??
MoN
That is what all we asked...where is MoN?. Maybe a Poison Ivy got him in some Scotish garden...
ReplyDeleteHaven't been to Scotland since 1995 - or at least I don't think I have.
ReplyDeleteAs to the Poison Ivy - haven't seen her in ages!!
MoN
Oh MON fess up I think you have been meeting Ivy secretly in the woods of England. Thats why your so forgetful. She has you entranced.!!
ReplyDeleteJesus, Batman!
ReplyDeleteThey talk in rymes. Are they poets, too?
;-)
Valentina yes we are poets. I want to mention again that if the message say Dan its me Mary
ReplyDeleteHe seems to have taken over my site. I have been married to him for years but this is too much.
Oh yes, we are poets, painters, life-eaters: we love to enjoy and we cellebrate life....with PRG free beer.
ReplyDeleteFree the Beer - has it been locked up again??
ReplyDeleteMoN
Got it, Mary. If you need some help, call Catwoman!
ReplyDeleteBloody hell! Poets and drunkers... it is not Garzedonia but Bukowskiland! hahaha
Please, set beer free!! And one for me. Ops, it rymes.
Oh yes Miss V. and since I write short stories (I don't have it in english yet) we can also call Hemingway or other guys who know a lot about the influence of ethyl on literature. My physician says that to have only blood in veins could be healthy but also boring. And I follow his advice.
ReplyDeleteValentina - I love the way you invent new English!! There is a new word that is now a part of my everyday vocabulary - Drunkers ( I think Valentina meant Drunkards - but I prefer Drunkers - so that is now an official word in the PRG!!)
ReplyDeleteSo - Hi all you Drunkers - how's it going??
I sincerely hope you are all busy with Ministerial duties - I know I am - just so busy doing nothing that my eyes hurt!
I am waiting in the office of the Minister of Liquid refreshment, to receive some samples of the new beer. It is called Oxbrew- mainly because it is a strong as an Ox - not because it is made from bits of Ox.
When I have sampled the brew I will let the rest of you Drunkers (I see it now - an amortization of drinkers and drunkards!!)know if it meets with the approval of this office.
Other Ministers must contact Ky for their free sample - her address is:- utrockinjock@aol.com.
Please make her aware that she is absent from our select band of bloggers.
Thank you all,
MoN
My dearest MoA,
ReplyDeleteI am ambivalent - whatever that means - I like cats - but I couldn't eat a whole one!!
However I am extremely partial to Artists - especially females - and more especially those that have positions of authority!!
So I think your position in my affections is safe!!
If you can understand that - please email me and let e know how you achieved that!!
MoN
PS - with or without the obligatory 'hat' .
Thanks
MoN
x
I hope the new beer is good Let us know MON. we drunkers could all fill the spa with it and bring cups.
ReplyDeleteI will email KY and ask her when she is going to join us. MOA
My Dear Minister of Art,
ReplyDeleteThe beer is, as it's name suggests very powerful stuff!
I have just recovered from one of the most powerful hangovers I've ever had.
If you intend to fill the spa with it , may I suggest that you dilute it at least 16 to one - as it could be lethal if used neat.
I am off to lie down for a while - until I am sober and my head stops hurting.
Best wishes,
MoN xx
Oh poor MON we should thank you for testing the new beer.
ReplyDeleteWe will dilute it so we don't have to endure that kind of hangover.
love IMP
Yes...we can dilute a Belgian Pilsen recipe with a Bock Irish one.
ReplyDeleteThat would dilute me Because I am Belgian/Irish MOA
ReplyDeleteDear Prime Minister, I have to agree with your physician. I'll follow his devices.
ReplyDeleteMoN... I realized Garzedonia is a very special place, something like Wonderland. We already have many hatters around here.
It's awsome words are full of meaning, including all those we wish they have. Isnt't it?
And Mary, here is my mug. Let's start?!
Kisses and have a nice week.
Has everyone got their mug ? and their hats don't need anything else here in the magic republic. So let the games begin. MOA
ReplyDeleteDear Luciana - I am so glad you approve of the efforts of our Ministers. Never before has the population of a country been so supportive of the government.
ReplyDeleteI guess that you mean hatters as in 'Mad Hatters' of Alice in Wonderland fame?
A perfect description of ourselves.
May I suggest that we have a public holiday entitled 'Hatters Day'
This would be the perfect opportunity to show the rest of the world just how much they are missing.
I will leave it to the other Ministers to arrange the details - my last attempt at organising a party is still coming back to haunt me. Suffice it to say I will stick to what I am good at - nothing!!
Best wishes to all,
MoN
Oh! a Hatter's Day what fun. We will all keep or hats on Play loud Joe Cocker songs /Dance and other and PARTY. MOA
ReplyDeleteSince the "Hatters Day" idea has stalled since mid June, seems time for MoT to step in again. I suggest September 31. For those who don't follow the Garzedonian calendar, that means Hatters Day begins on September 30 at 12:01 am and ends on October 1 at 11:59 pm (GMT). Our official holidays are never one day affairs. Did I say affairs? Let me clarify: I meant "public" affairs, "private" affairs may last one day, one night, or any length of time the participants agree upon. Cheers!
ReplyDeleteSo the new hatters day would encompass halloween That's a good idea It gives more hat and costume possibilities! But that is the public affair.
ReplyDeleteI am looking forward to the private affair I need a special hat for that. IMP
Hi fellow citizens,
ReplyDeleteHave we moved Halloween??
I understood that we were having 'Hatters' day at the end of September.
Perhaps I got the dates mixed up?
Whichever way we do it - I am looking forward to my expedition with the Prime Minister - we are having an International Adventure starting on the 15th of September.
More posts will no doubt follow as things progress!!
Best wishes to all.
MoN
Oh dear MON I miss read the dates It is not Halloween at all
ReplyDeleteBut thats alright. when will you be back from yr visit to the Prime Minister. and do you leave on the 15th? or arrive on the 15th? MOA
Regarding the movement of Halloween. My suggestion did not imply that, so some have apparently confused the months somehow. I will repeat. I suggest the "Hatters Day" celebration begin Sept. 30 at 12:01 am and run through Oct. 1 until 11:59 pm. That would include the entire day of Sept. 31, with plenty of time the day previous and after, just as our "Founders Day" celebration on November 31 does, and I suggest all our national holidays should do. I further suggest we schedule more holidays while the subject is in the open. I will leave it to my fellow citizens to suggest ideas for the actual events, but I do suggest the following dates, in this order, throughout each year, with the same day before and after logic as the two existing holidaya:
ReplyDeleteFebruary 30
April 31
June 31
September 31 (Hatters Day)
November 31 (Founders Day)
Why only five holidays? Well, many of us live in different countries and provinces, with their own holidays, and personally, I think it wise to get along with our neighbors wherever we live. If any of the dates suggested coincide with a holiday where we live, each citizen may decide how they want to handle it.
I apologize that my original idea bred confusion, that seems to be a theme in my life, and carnival side shows are filled with other things I've bred.
MoA, please take movies and pictures of your private affair, and invite an audience. Our national entertainment industry could use the publicity.
Dear Minister
ReplyDeleteTHe five holidays do not exist. on this planet eg Sept31 or Feb 30
You are welcome to come to my party bring yr camera.
I hope this goes to PRG site It will say it's from Dan They say I don't exist on gmail and since I only use gmail for prg I will see if Dans works MOA aka Dan
third try to use my gmail account to leave a message on PRG I had to change my password on Gmail
ReplyDeleteanyway as I tried to say before There is no Sept 31st or Feb 30th. We must be on another planet.
If the minister would like to come to my party just let me know bring a camera and a good bottle of Cabernet. I supply the robe.
Well MoA, you should realize that everything is possible at PRG dimension. Our dear MoT (aka ZZT) just add five days to the calendar. Since he is in touch with some very smart tribes he realize that Mayas had hatters day and a 30 days February. So I suggest that we can add five holidays. In fact I'll add December 32nd as the Jango's Battle Memorial.
ReplyDeleteUh I give up I don't care what day it is just bring your hats for that a few bottles of cabernet and I supply the robes. I have a large pool so if you want to party here fine with me MOA
ReplyDeleteIs the pool with water or it is empty? Empty pools are funny too.
ReplyDeletei cant seem to leave a comment again I am sick of Gmail
ReplyDeleteIt seems Dan is me and I am Dan so guys ...just ride with that We have a big pool lots of water ferns lizard etc and welcome you all to the deep south. IMP MOA
ReplyDeleteApparently the pun was overlooked by most ministers except PRG Prime Minister and MoT, and possibly MoN, at the initial suggestion of making Nov. 31 our "Founders Day". Of course there is no Nov. 31 on the Gregorian Calendar, so the Minister of Tomfollery and our esteemed Prime Minister laughed for a week wondering who would, and who would not, catch the joke. We agreed that if we appeared to make the holiday a three day weekend, by including the day before and the day after, we would still have a two day celebration. Considering we must live outside of the Republic except in our imagination, we concluded that this solution beat designating any real date of the Gregorian Calendar by one full day. So our holidays are 100% longer than the official holidays available to us before establishing Garzedonia.
ReplyDeleteI will remind all citizens that the calendar devised by Aloysius Lilius was adopted in 1582 by Pope Gregory. This required correction by a deletion of ten days. The last day of the Julian calendar was Thursday, October 4, 1582 and this was followed by the first day of the Gregorian calendar, Friday, October 15, 1582. People rioted in the streets in protest of having their lives shortened by ten days. They did not understand that a calendar is nothing more than a contrivance of human beings to construct an orderly method to keep track of the passage of time and plan for the future. Prior to the adoption of the Gregorian Calendar by most major cultures, time was a confusing concept. Different cultures used different calendars, making it difficult to transact business, schedule private affairs with other consenting adults living as close as the next village, and most important to them, celebrate religious holidays at the same time as their allies and enemies. Easter was the big deal, the many different calendars in use meant that Easter varied between March 22nd and April 25th. Easter bunnies all over the world were so confused that many stopped laying eggs, and some were forcibly confined to rubber burrows made expressly for that purpose.
We, your PM and MoT, devised a construct for our holiday celebrations that is as Garzedonian as "hats for that", "pinks", and our ministerial titles and duties. I am unaware of any complaints about the first national holiday we established being out of sync with the rest of the world. So we have the choice of continuing our holiday designations in the manner established for "Founders Day" or seeking a legal remedy to overturn the conspiratorial tomfoolery of the esteemed Prime Minister and the honorable Minister of Tomfoolery.
It should also be understood by all citizens of Garzedonia that any communications or actions of the Minister of Tomfoolery are, by definition of the title, intended to inject tomfoolery into matters requiring such inspirational guidance. Since most citizens are quite adept at their own humorous influences, I have a very easy job indeed, my intervention is seldom necessary. I am grateful for this, my invisible friends keep me quite busy as it is.
I hope this quiets the controversy, and all citizens appreciate the truly unique culture of our beloved country.
MoT (ZZTOM™)
Wow what a tome I am wordless also second attempt to leave a message. Gmail wouldn't accept my password than did here goes
ReplyDeleteDear MoT and others,
ReplyDeleteThe significance of the dates was not lost on me.
I merely commented as an aside to our illustrious MoA that perhaps we had moved Halloween, to which she replied that she had, indeed got her dates a little muddled. (those paint fumes can have a deadly effect on the grey cells)
But I have to say my dear MoT you took the words right out of my dictionary ( well most of 'em anyway!! LOL)
Thanks for your detailed reply and I think we should have at least 8 public holidays to put us on the same level as most other developed nations.
So, with that in mind has anybody got any ideas for other holidays that we can make our own. The PRG is famous for it's 'off the wall' thinking - so lets have those suggestions.
Got to go now - run out of words!
Cheers to all,
MoN
Dear Mon,
ReplyDeleteI agree with your idea of being on the same level with other developed nations. Eight holidays, why stop there? Lets have twelve. Our dear Prime Minister has already declared Dec. 32 as Jango Battle Memorial Day, we should follow his lead. After all, that is why we pay him the big salary, to lead, right?
After the previous explanation, my frontal lobes are swollen, I can't think in that level of detail at the moment. However, I can suggest we simply add one day to each month to accommodate our holidays. For those who find it difficult to grasp our holiday structuring, here is a simple tip. Just look at your calendar. For example, this month you will see the number 30 somewhere in a square or rectangle on the last Wed. of the month. Next to it is another square or rectangle where the number 1 would be for the Month of Oct. if the people who make calendars would put the number there. Now, see the line separating the two square or rectangular boxes? That line is the "event horizon" of our actual holiday, and why our holidays must begin the day before and continue through the day after. If we had a Minister of Science and Superstition, she or he could explain this time warp much more thoroughly.
I do have a suggestion for our holiday on Oct. 32. Fertility Day. No matter where any of us reside, northern or southern hemisphere, it would be near either planting or harvesting season. MoN, please expand on this, you are the expert on this subject.
And I do think a special holiday should be observed for celebrating the birth of our esteemed Prime Minister and his wife's new baby. I know there is an estimated date of arrival, but we all know such estimates can, and often are, off by a day or six. I will leave the final details up to our esteemed Prime Minister to coordinate and inform us about.
Well, the MoT has burned out his last brain cell writing this, let the opinions and suggestions begin.
MoT (ZZTOM)
Looks like "Dan" is going to leave a comment My goodness or badness. MOT yr brain is a whirl!! I like the idea of fertility day now why wouldn't MOA, Since fertility is in my past.... I can play. When is the new baby due? Isn't it Sept? My first son was born Sept 26 1966 at three am oh oh thats 666!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMy son arriving is estimated on October 23rd but PRG Airlines has some problems on flights: the three previous ones were delivered 15 days before the planned day. All of them arrived at the middle of the night so no sleeping is a certain chance.
ReplyDeleteWe can have fertility day or night.
Just put your harvest hats on.
Dan, or should I call you MoA, .... fertility is in my past too, but like you, I can play. Where is this orgy, I mean festive event, going to take place?
ReplyDeleteMoT (ZZTOM)
I suggest Oct 32nd for the Fertility day (or orgy) Since it will be at the pool swimsuit optional. But sunhats required. oh and plenty of sunscreen I will provide the drinks. Probably kegs. If all guests bring one tapa. we will have enough. Dan/MOA
ReplyDeleteI think Fertility day (or the orgy) should be on Oct.32nd We can have it at my pool I will provide kegs of beer If every guest could bring a tapa of their choice. should be interesting. Swimsuits optional. Sunhats a neccessity. What do youal think? Dan/MOA
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