I am a little concerned that we seem to be harboring the former Soviet shot putting team. Has the former KGB taken the real Keebeler hostage and substituted an impostor in his place?? I think we should attempt to find the real identity of these overdeveloped women. They may not even pass the gender test!! I do hope our beloved Keebeler is OK - I'd hate to think of him as being tortured - and worse still forced to drink weak, warm beer!! MoN
Dear Minister, knowing my real identity will be an impossible mission: I myself don't know it... I think it has something about the girl with caleidoscope eyes...
I found these gals when I was looking for the girl with the caliedoscope thighs. Close enough.By the way MON, Gracie (the one in the middle) would like to have tea with you, as she has seen your photos of you with your shirt off and says you turn her on. what should I tell her?
OMG Keebs - what have you been up to - seem like you are hell bent on getting me into trouble!! You can tell your dear friend anything you like - but please keep me out of it. I have a busy time at the moment - just so much nothing to do - I don't know where to start. MoN
I hope everyone knows that if the message says Dan its MOA Dan and I share a computer and a gmail and he seems to have taken over I didn't see "across the Universe" but should love to you all Mary Imp
My dearest MoA, how would you like to join us in the hot tub on for anchovies and Beer next week? The Gals are highly interested in your ability to sketch and draw nude models. Of course I must insist they be back to escort me to the viewing of the motorized lazy-boy chair first thing in the morning to clean my monster truck before we go.
Keeb i am flattered that yr GIRLS are interested in posing. But I think I would get confused drawing a male body and a female head of sorts. and as to the hot tub beer party I douubt there is room in there for me. Moa
Thanks for the offer of help. As to the poets They are all men therefore really little boys. Easily managed. and as a poet I do not rhyme much. Tell them to keep their hats on. Mary
Dear MoA, I am running out of Hats! Could you explain the rules of retaining one's hat?? I would be very grateful - at the moment the bill for replacement hats, repairs to garden machinery - free beer deliveries and cleanup operations has left me a little short! Thanking you in anticipation, MoN
Dear MON You seem a little lost today. The cleanup from that last party pooped you out. As to hats. You shouldnt be losing them. You must learn to keep them on your head while engaging in THAT. I thought I taught you better than that. Much love MOA
Ladies?.If they give you a hug they will broke your bones..
ReplyDeletescarey oh don't let them anywhere near me!!!!Keebler YOU ARE SAFE>
ReplyDeleteWith the annual budget we can afford some security for Keebs seeing he's very famous you know lol
ReplyDeleteI agree with Mary: stay this ladies away from me. I'm a very touchy girl: I like my bones.
ReplyDeleteMaybe we can introduce your bony guards to the Sumo guys. I'd like to see that meeting
ReplyDeleteI'll think about it, Batman.
ReplyDeleteOps... today my Valentina side wants to talk.
I am a little concerned that we seem to be harboring the former Soviet shot putting team.
ReplyDeleteHas the former KGB taken the real Keebeler hostage and substituted an impostor in his place??
I think we should attempt to find the real identity of these overdeveloped women.
They may not even pass the gender test!!
I do hope our beloved Keebeler is OK - I'd hate to think of him as being tortured - and worse still forced to drink weak, warm beer!!
MoN
See what I mean - the real Keebeler would have said something by now.
ReplyDeleteSo who is the mystery impostor with the body guards??
MoN
Dear Minister, knowing my real identity will be an impossible mission: I myself don't know it... I think it has something about the girl with caleidoscope eyes...
ReplyDeleteDear Luciana - you were named after a Beatles song - Lucy in the sky with diaMoNds!
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorite songs!!
MoN
I found these gals when I was looking for the girl with the caliedoscope thighs. Close enough.By the way MON, Gracie (the one in the middle) would like to have tea with you, as she has seen your photos of you with your shirt off and says you turn her on. what should I tell her?
ReplyDeleteDear Keeb I think MON is more interested in the mystery cat. I am a bit jealous. MOA
ReplyDeleteOMG Keebs - what have you been up to - seem like you are hell bent on getting me into trouble!!
ReplyDeleteYou can tell your dear friend anything you like - but please keep me out of it.
I have a busy time at the moment - just so much nothing to do - I don't know where to start.
MoN
Keeb why don;t you have tea with the lovely lady and let MON get busy doing nothing? MOA
ReplyDeleteMoN, it is one of my favourites, too. By the way, did you see "Across the universe"? Beatles songs got new clothes... I liked it a lot.
ReplyDeleteI hope everyone knows that if the message says Dan its MOA Dan and I share a computer and a gmail and he seems to have taken over
ReplyDeleteI didn't see "across the Universe" but should love to you all Mary Imp
My dearest MoA, how would you like to join us in the hot tub on for anchovies and Beer next week? The Gals are highly interested in your ability to sketch and draw nude models. Of course I must insist they be back to escort me to the viewing of the motorized lazy-boy chair first thing in the morning to clean my monster truck before we go.
ReplyDeleteThank you Dan - or MOA (this is getting confusing) I am at present up to my neck in - Er - nothing.
ReplyDeleteHave to go now.
MoN
Keeb i am flattered that yr GIRLS are interested in posing. But I think I would get confused drawing a male body and a female head of sorts. and as to the hot tub beer party I douubt there is room in there for me. Moa
ReplyDeleteKeeb: if we put the beer in the tub? Champagne is too expensive....
ReplyDeleteThanks for the offer of help. As to the poets They are all men therefore really little boys.
ReplyDeleteEasily managed. and as a poet I do not rhyme much.
Tell them to keep their hats on.
Mary
Dear MoA,
ReplyDeleteI am running out of Hats!
Could you explain the rules of retaining one's hat??
I would be very grateful - at the moment the bill for replacement hats, repairs to garden machinery - free beer deliveries and cleanup operations has left me a little short!
Thanking you in anticipation,
MoN
Dear MON You seem a little lost today. The cleanup from that last party pooped you out.
ReplyDeleteAs to hats. You shouldnt be losing them. You must learn to keep them on your head while engaging in THAT. I thought I taught you better than that. Much love MOA
I suggest MoN to read the Joe Cocker's book "How to keep your hat on" (and do not loose it in the battle).
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