The wine bath - ready for action
12.10.10
Crazy pictures from the desk of the Prime Minister
Shoes do not fit anymore?
MoN teaches you how to take advantage of them
Funny way to have ice cubes… maybe Titanic’s captain does not approve the joke.
Thanks for sharing Mr Prime Minister
Best wishes to all
MoN
xx
19.6.10
Midsummer madness
Hello fellow citizens, I am happy to report that the crazy happenings that seem to occur at every summer solstice are just as zany this year as those in years passed.
They citizens of The Capital - Ducktown have been busy painting their houses - any colour will do except black or white!
Some citizens don't stop there! here is one who has decided to paint her face with the leftovers!!
Some have created works of Art - with the help of The MoA - like this one spotted in her gallery this week.
Even the PM has entered into the spirit of madness - here he sports a fetching new headband, glasses and goatee beard - along with the obligatory glass of beer.
The mate gourds and beer mugs have also been decorated to celebrate the solstice.
Even old father time has outdone his former splendor here he is seen wearing his coat - a true 'Stitch in Time'
Revelers are having a ball - seen here at the Zed Hotel - some have abandoned their hats!
The PRG now boasts a reconstruction of the Magnificent Henge in the UK - here it is planned to hold many events to mark the passing seasons.
All citizens are cordially invited to attend - bring a hat and remember that the beer is free!So - I wish all of you a Happy Solstice - and may your days and nights be filled with fun.
Cheers,
MoN
1.1.10
Happy New Year
I have intercepted a letter to all the Citizens from our Dear Prime Minister. It reads as follows:
Garzedonia says officially Good Bye to 2009 and we welcome 2010, (assuming it is coming soon!)
We know some of us got %!#?!!! moments, but what the hell, Garzedonia is alive.
Some good things happened in 2009
Enrique took great pictures and was grandfather 3 times.
Teo was born (and also his cousins Marco and Thomas)
CtG knew Patagonia and had a great time here.
Mary draw some new great pics.
ZZT helped in our Indian Paintbrush art project, providing us great native music
Tommy got his Caribbean cruise.
Keeb and Huge…we didn’t talk too much lately but I’m sure you got your good times too
Luciana is missed in action, working very hard.
Janeta-Celeste provided us the best jokes and pics to keep alive PRG spirit
Sun, Moon and Stars are on its place
Maddoff is in jail
Jango is still on the air
But take care with 2010. It is the only one we have: No backup.
Here it is my wishes list for 2010
Smile 10 times per day
Fart in a crowded elevator
Take a nap on a working day
Have beer
See Chris again
Spend good time with good people
Enjoy PRG
Zed.
Sorry to have read this out before it may have arrived in the mail - but I thought that the Citizens should know that I am both sad and glad that such a great year has gone - the end of an era.
The new era - for which we have no name yet - is upon us. ( Perhaps someone could think up a name for this decade?)
I would like to join with the PM and wish all Garzedonians - wherever you may be - a Truly Fantastic 2010.
MoN
26.12.09
Seasonal Greetings from our new sponsor
Hi to all the citizens of the PRG.
This message comes from the new Minister of Beer and Drinking (MoBaD_
Teo Caride.
This message comes from the new Minister of Beer and Drinking (MoBaD_
Teo Caride.
15.11.09
PRG Oil Company
Based on a Incredible MoN True Story
These are the intrepid Ostrich Brothers - known to be the best team of oil explorers in the world.
They grew up in the Sahara Desert - their father was a Camel salesman and their mother was the top sand blaster for the local tin can reprocessing plant.
When they left school they became graduates of the university of Timbuktu - specializing in the ancient art of sand watching.
One day, while observing the sand they had just dug from beach in Abu Dhabi - suddenly it went very dark.
After their Mom had washed the goop off their faces - they found out they had struck oil.
Thus began the legend of the Ostrich Brothers - the world's finest discoverers of oil.
11.11.09
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